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Comedy Stage Hypnotist

The Show

Squeaky Clean Show

Suitable for weddings, corporate events and the finest after-dinner entertainment, this show proves a hit with anyone who enjoys a good clean laugh. If your guests would rather save the blue stuff for their Stilton, then come and visit exotic locations, journey into the depths of your subconscious and have the time of your life... all from the comfort of your seat.

Rob And Volunteer Singing

Feel free to bring kids and grandparents along, as this show doesn’t contain any material that will upset or offend.

Naughty Show

Easily offended? Better look elsewhere - this is the show that gets a bit rude. If you're looking to step into the spotlight and delight your friends with some adult humour, it’s your time to shine… or, you can sit back, relax, and split your sides as Robert orchestrates the hilariously inappropriate shenanigans happening onstage.

Rob On Stage

This is the after-dark entertainment you’ll be talking about for years to come - guaranteed to tickle the very naughtiest parts of your mind! Strictly over-18’s only.


Squeaky clean or a little bit rude? It’s up to you - but whatever you choose, Robert will deliver a hilarious, mind-bending spectacle of a show.

Have a few ideas of your own? He can tailor the act to your own specifications, guaranteeing a totally bespoke, one-of-a-kind ride.

Robert's shows are fully insured and strictly adhere to the guidelines laid down by the 1952 Stage Hypnotism Act. A fully documented risk assessment can be provided upon request.

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What they're saying

"We have booked Robert for two separate events here at Santa Pod within the past month, one with the "family friendly show" and one with the "over 18’s version". Both went down a storm with the audience and had them in hysterics. Great entertainment for all involved and highly recommended." James Forster, Santa Pod Raceway
"Robert hilariously takes his own brand of comedy and hypnosis right to the edge. I've booked him once and I know I'll be booking him again. Robert puts on a show that you can't see just once!" Sam Evans, Events Promoter
"Robert was one of the best show bookings I have made. He engaged fantastically with the audience from start to finish, giving a fantastic show and experience. Highly recommended." Paul Muller, Coventry University SU
"Robert was a pro from start to finish. His act hits the mark every time and when we need it bespoke he always obliges. Robert is always our first call stage hypnotist!" Richard Joy, Full Circle
"Well, what can we say about your performance? I think it’s safe to say we had some sceptics, but by the end of the evening we all had a blast! We were all engaged and almost silenced by the antics!" Zoe Bagshaw, Salts Healthcare
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